"Don't you hate it when you explain your giraffe by accident?"

"Pants are optional this evening."

"Swords are great but they're not penis'ie enough."

"-these experts must have pretty crappy cocaine."

"I love to rub myself with mangoes."

"This guy ain't buying it, hairy Dr. Phill."

"Nothing worse than a drunk skeleton on Cinco De Mayo."

"I'm apathetic about your trashy sexuality."

"Its got one ball"

"I like a duck and a cockatoo,"

"I don't listen to either side. I'm to busy listening to Lady Gaga."

"All I have is a spoon and I record player and I have to build myself a dwelling place."

"People had to wear big poofy trousers back then because their asses were actually shaped like that."